sweetumsofthebody@gmail.com / 9173317035

hi! we are Sweetums,

a band named after a dog named after a muppet.

site made by archie and kel

we have no songs out (yet), and we write a lot of stuff across a wide range of stuff. everything is fun, though! or at least beautiful. here are some bootlegs and clips!



bar love NO FUNERAL!

ballsack in middle school, a boy with the last name Bloom
convinced me he had three nuts in his sack.

angel hair a cow is something that exists in cow space
hips she's in love with bruce springsteen, doesn't fuck with the boss